PAINTING WITH BRUSHES AND ROLLERS IS FOR WUSSES!!!

Brushes are for wussies. Rollers, too. If you're a metal head, and you want your house painted with the same aggressive spirit that drives your music and lifestyle, you need to hire the three headbangers in the viral YouTube video titled "The Most Strange & Inefficient Way to Paint a Room. The clip shows three knuckleheads dipping their long hair in buckets of paint and thrashing along to a favorite metal cut. They start at a medium pace and speed up during the double-bass-kick part, spraying paint with surprising effectiveness. They quit on account of dizziness, but not before getting a good chunk of the job done. Another couple of songs, and they'll be able to call it a day.