TRUE BLOOD RETURNS TO TV THIS SUNDAY!

This Sunday starts season 5 of True Blood. This is NOT the Disney version of vampires that includes Kristen Stewart being all “cardboard-y” and there is no “Team Jacob” or “Team Larry” or whoever the hell that dude is. This is an R-rated, trippy vampire story and it’s great. It’s confusing at times, because there are shape shifters, and vampires, and werewolves, and were-panthers, and “true blood,” which is a synthetic blood for vampires so they don’t have to feed on humans. Which they do anyway. And there’s nudity. (A lot of man ass for my taste, but what can you do?)